I was Dust Busting around the baseboards in our dining room on Saturday when Ferris came prancing over to me, all excited. She held out her hand and said, “I got him! I got him!!”
I turned to see and found she had a large, juicy black spider crawling across her hand!
If it had been a Grand-Daddy Long-Leg, I wouldn’t have freaked… but this one was so voluptuous that I immediately worried about the effect of a bite. I might have over-reacted because I shouted (above the whir of the still-on Dust Buster.) “Ferris, NO!! Put him down!”
I frightened her, because she jerked her little hand back and ran into her room. Thankfully, the spider must have been afraid, too. He jumped onto the floor.
With my cat-like reflexes, I sucked him up into the tiny vacuum cleaner and quickly dumped its contents outside.
I came back in and checked on Ferris. There was no bite on her chubby little hand, but she was still sobbing hysterically. “I wan’ him! I wan’ him!! Mines!! My ‘pider. I wan’ my ‘pider!!”
I kept hugging her and telling her I was sorry I scared her, but she was traumatized. She kept running to the back door and saying, “My ‘pider? Outside?”
I explained to her that he went to visit his family. (I hoped.) She soon caught on. For the rest of the weekend, any time she saw the back door or the evil Dust Buster, she’d say, “Pider outside? ‘Pider Gramma?”
I don’t know if spider truly know their grandmothers, but in the mind of my sweet 2-year-old, her pet spider is on vacation, visiting his grandmother.
I just hope he doesn’t bring her back to our house for a visit.