I was talking to my Mom on the phone last night. She made a comment about scheduling her vacation time at work and how she likes to leave some available time “because there seems to be a baby being born every year.” She comes up to help in times like those and we appreciate it.

I knew she was hinting. Obviously, having been pregnant six times in six years makes people assume. “You never know,” I joked. “I’m just going to try to make you think I’m pregnant all the time.”

“I already think that!”

Oh, brother! For the record, I am not.