Archive for February, 2008

Gross Misrepresentation

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

With this, my sixth pregnancy, I’ve found that there are just a few gross misrepresentations about pregnancy, labor and delivery. Right now, just one is in the forefront of my mind.
There’s a “sensation” that most all pregnancy books and childbirth practitioners refer to as pins and needles.
Like Barack Obama, I’m calling for a change. I [...]

Flirtatious Lumber

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Nate’s grandparents (Grandmommy and Granddaddy) bought the boys a big bundle of Lincoln Logs for Christmas. Being a child of the 80’s, I still love playing with them. Nate, too. So the boys especially love them because they’re fun and Mommy and Daddy will take part.
I’ve been storing them all in a huge tote bag [...]

The Big Bang Theory

Monday, February 11th, 2008

My husband sleeps like a rock. I really think a tornado could hit our house and he’d sleep right through it. Don’t believe me? When he works the midnight shift, he sleeps during the day while three rowdy boys and one screaming baby girl get shushed by their loud mommy. He never hears a thing.
Last [...]

Getting Warmer

Friday, February 8th, 2008

I’m not talking weather. Remember that old “hot / cold” game you used to play to find stuff when you were a kid? That’s what I feel like as my due date approaches. Warm… Warmer… Even warmer!
I’m 35 weeks now. One more week and they won’t do anything to stop me if I go into [...]

Go Away!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

For two, Connor sure is a smart boy.
The other day, the kids were all crazed and hyper during nap time, but I was spent. Rather than trying to get them all settled down in one room, I allowed Connor to “sweep in Daddy’s bed wiff you, Mommy.” He hunkered down on Nate’s pillow with three [...]

Mr. Perfect

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

My husband knows me well. He knows what I like on my sandwiches, what time I generally wake up, when I need some “Mommy time” in “the Bahamas,” when contractions are real just by looking at my face, and that I’m generally more practical than frivolous. (Reasons #507-511 I love my husband.)
Last night, he did the [...]

Just in Time

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

We’re night-owls around here. My husband’s crazy schedule mandates it. It’s often likely that we (all of us) aren’t in bed ’til after 11 p.m., or even midnight or later. That said, it’s very reasonable that we sleep until 9 a.m. Or so I think.
The boys have a digital alarm clock in their room. For [...]

How do they know?

Monday, February 4th, 2008

I was just checking my e-mail and in the inbox was a message to me from “Plus Size Fashions.” I’m not kidding.
How do they know when I go from my, ahem*, size 2 “normal” size to my “so big the killer whales don’t need to borrow my clothes anymore” size?
*This blogger reserves the right to [...]

A Perfect Ten

Friday, February 1st, 2008

When Evan was born two months early at just 2 pounds, 12 ounces, Nate said, “She’ll be a gymnast!” She was such a fighter in the month she was in the NICU that we knew she’d be tiny and strong.
So, yesterday I went to get her out of her crib after naps and this is what [...]