Stretched

I was beached sitting on the couch the other night and Connor caught a glimpse of my very pregnant belly. He rubbed his hand on it and then noticed ALL the stretch marks.

“Mommy, that yuckies?” he asked.

“Yes, honey… those are mommies stretch marks.”

His reply? “That’s GUSHING! [disgusting!]”

Um, thanks for your compassion, son. I know you’re two, but I already feel like I’m 41 months pregnant and about to give birth to a small rhino…. Now, wouldn’t that be disgusting?

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