We’re on a roll tonight. Here’s another recent conversation:

Andy: “Mom, Brady needs his [bed] rail up.”

Me: (knowing full well that Brady does not need his bed rail anymore. He’s never fallen out of bed…) “No, he doesn’t.”

Andy: “Yes, he does.”

Me: “Why?”

Andy: “He needs it so his Doodle Pad won’t fall out of his bed.”

It’s all about the priorities, people.